You're Lucky I Chose To Tell You How Lucky You Are

You're lucky you chose to give me a chance to choose to communicate with you in a language that you're lucky to understand.

You're lucky our parents chose to have sex instead of choosing to live out celibate lives in monasteries contemplating scriptural teachings about luck.

You're lucky our ancestors chose to form families despite their existential uncertainty about whether their descendants would be lucky enough to survive.

You're lucky our species chose to develop ways of choosing to conceptualize and communicate ideas about how lucky we all are.

You're lucky God chose to create a Universe in which luck exists and can be pointed out when people don't properly recognize and repent for its role in shaping their lives.

You're lucky you chose to move your eyeballs along the words in this post instead of another post whose author chose not to remind you how lucky you are to be reading these words.